Low Carb Backlash Rear its Ugly Head

Attn: Atkinz Dieterz



Run for your fucking lives, because Ruby Tuesday unleashed the Ultimate Colossal Burger. This behemoth, with its two half-pound burgers on a triple-decker bun with enough cheese to choke Marlon Brando, is here to pound alll you ketosis-breathing ninnies into submission.


And if the sandwich doesn't kill you, you can plunge the steak knife into your chest to put yourself out of your misery.