Waylon would punch this guy in the face

I was flipping through tv channels this morning when something on CMT caught my eye. It looked just like a rap video - flashing lights, stripper poles, girls wearing tight ass-pants - but all the people in the video were white. And just when I thought the tittery had reached its peak, I hear the words "honky tonk badonkadonk" come out of Trace Adkins mouth.

What might this fine fellow have been thinking to come up with such a phrase? Certainly an educated person such as Trace, who graduated from Louisiana Tech, would know better. The word "badonkadonk" has no place in the english language.